STOP I CANT
Did I mention that my nose itches?
In the old country they say that means something big is coming.
STOP I CANT
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
sobbing uncontrollably. really though I am tearing up.
when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married.
can i just
A review, a read-a-long, and lots of giggling.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
how could you fuck up so tremendously
better start preparing for the christmas special
Twelfth doctor au in which the new doctor’s language is a bit more colorful than past regenerations’.
Clara: I’ve made a huge mistake.