kristina's cupboard under the stairs

Did I mention that my nose itches?
In the old country they say that means something big is coming.

June 17, 2014 at 11:44pm
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Reblogged from stunningpicture
aglennosaur:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

…I really thought that’s what it was at first.

aglennosaur:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

…I really thought that’s what it was at first.

June 16, 2014 at 3:06am
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Reblogged from ven0moth

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

(via passableomens)

3:02am
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Reblogged from exeggcute

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

(Source: exeggcute, via hannarajamaki)

2:57am
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Reblogged from britneysbaldhead

britneysbaldhead:

"tell the class a little about yourself"

image

(via thefuuuucomics)

2:48am
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come-get-it-baee:

when u have to poop but alot of people are over
image

(Source: baebasaur, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

2:48am
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Reblogged from honeybeeshepherd

Self-deprecation is often our way of apologizing in advance. If we make sure that everyone else knows that WE know that there is something wrong with us, so we don’t have to worry about what they think of us. We’ve already told them what to think of us.

We warn people so they aren’t disappointed. We apologize for who and what we are. Obviously nobody would like us if they discovered the ugly things about us on their own, so we make sure they know ahead of time. That way we don’t get attached only to have them leave us…

Because we are ashamed of who we are, we assume others will feel the same way, so we apologize again and again.

— 

Why Your Apology Isn’t Going To Cut It by Kelly Boaz.

This hit a chord with me.

(via honeybeeshepherd)

(via fuckyeahexistentialism)

2:33am
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(Source: pdlcomics, via lolzpicx)

June 11, 2014 at 9:55pm
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Reblogged from profound-sins

all-color-absent:

“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions

(Source: profound-sins, via fullofbeansandspunk)

May 27, 2014 at 10:56pm
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Reblogged from liaaxoo

mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

(via stevie-gforce)

10:55pm
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Reblogged from seedy

teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

image

(Source: seedy, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

10:53pm
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Reblogged from folwer
folwer:

but its important

folwer:

but its important

(via thefuuuucomics)

12:11am
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Reblogged from reddlr-trees
animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

(Source: reddlr-trees, via aglennosaur)

12:08am
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Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive

tastefullyoffensive:

[buttersafe]

May 17, 2014 at 6:12pm
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I mean, I did a double take. Wouldn’t you? #DoctorWho #CrackInAllOfSpaceAndTime

I mean, I did a double take. Wouldn’t you? #DoctorWho #CrackInAllOfSpaceAndTime

May 6, 2014 at 11:17pm
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Reblogged from rftminges
rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

(via castiels-celestiel-dick)