In high school I thought I was a bad ass for reading ahead in our assigned reading books, or finishing them weeks ahead of everyone else.
In college I was like, “You want me to read what now? Fuck that, I’m going to marathon LOST for the third time.”
Now I’m like, “Hmmm what books do I want to download for my Kindle? No Pirate Bay, I’ve already read Hunger Games and have no interest in this Twilight spin-off that has 19 more shades of grey than Baskin Robbins has ice cream flavors.”