kristina's cupboard under the stairs

Did I mention that my nose itches?
In the old country they say that means something big is coming.

May 20, 2012 at 12:45pm

In high school I thought I was a bad ass for reading ahead in our assigned reading books, or finishing them weeks ahead of everyone else.  

In college I was like, “You want me to read what now?  Fuck that, I’m going to marathon LOST for the third time.”

Now I’m like, “Hmmm what books do I want to download for my Kindle?  No Pirate Bay, I’ve already read Hunger Games and have no interest in this Twilight spin-off that has 19 more shades of grey than Baskin Robbins has ice cream flavors.”